Greetings from ...

Hello. My name is Tim. I am a cat. Therefore I am Tim the Cat.

Some of my aliases are Timster, Catster, Furbie, Yuby, Yubster,
Buby, Bubster, Kitty, Kitster, and although I do not like to admit
it, ...sometimes "rodent". I live with rockin-tom and it is GREAT!
I have that sap trained like you wouldn't believe! I really get
at him when I gack up a hairball, bite his ankles when he passes
by, or cry continuously while driving to the vet. You should see him
try to catch me right before the trip. Like, he acts like I don't know
what a pet carrier looks like or something, or even what V-E-T spells.
Anyway, he is a decent slave. Some cats don't have any slaves and
have to actually go out and find food for a living. But me, I have the
whole house to myself all day long. Life is beautiful when you are a cat
in a good home.